Baking show: Critics pan cakes

Author: mwjon2

Date: February 23, 2004

by mwjon2
2-23-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
You're lying again aren't you mummy! I'm gunna find Daddy's head in the freezer like the last three daddies aren't i?
No, I'm sure I didn't use the freezer.... Where the hell is he? I hate it when I do this... first thing tomorrow morning I'm getting stackable shelves from Ikea.