Good to the Last *BOING*

Author: my_fawn_has_diarrhea

Date: December 17, 2001

Today on Jerry Springer: *BOING*ing Secrets Revealed During A *BOING*ing Long Freefall!
You skanky *BOING*, I done stole your *BOING*ing man and I am *BOING*ing his brains out every *BOING*ing night.
That is a *BOING*ing Lie.
If he got *BOING* at home, then the *BOING*er wouldn't come running to *BOING* me.
I'm outta here, *BOING*!
They Do Not *BOING* Know, We Replaced Their *BOING* Parachutes with Folger's Instant Coffee.
You get back here *BOING*, before I stick my *BOING* foot up your tired *BOING* ass.