In the Land of Unwanted Characters

Author: my_fawn_has_diarrhea

Date: January 23, 2002

No one understands me. They all think I'm a pedophile. I'm not. I'm actually a necrophilliac.
I really wanted to be reincarnated as a girl's bicycle seat.
Well big boy, you paid for it. Come and get your goodies.
HOLY SHIT! You're a guy. Well I can fix that, with one quick blow job.
Hi-Dee-Ho Folks. My friends call me Mr. Stickybutt.
Funny, so do mine.