I Preferred Fat Tuesday

Author: my_fawn_has_diarrhea

Date: February 14, 2002

REMEMBER YOU ARE DUST AND TO DUST YOU SHALL RETURN, LITTLE MAN.
Ouch! No more. It's hurts.
Tobor, how can you do such things on the beginning of Christianity's holiest season.
TOBOR IS DOING HIS PART TO MAKE TODAY HOLY.
How do you figure?
WELL, TODAY IS ASS WEDNESDAY.