Things not to say on a first date

Author: my_starzz

Date: November 20, 2001

by my_starzz
11-20-01
Things not to say on a first date:
Hey, aren't you my cousin?
...eew...
Man, my sex change was the best thing I ever did...
ummm... I just remembered... I have to be somewhere...BYE!
I think I'm in Love with you...
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!