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by myaclark
3-15-02
Hey Cowboy, What are you in for?
Well son, apparently taking the law into your own hands is well, illegal.
A goody good type, eh? You sure are pretty...
Now hold on a minute there, kiddo.
On your knees bitch! The trouser snake hasn't seen any light in awhile.
Don't make me whoop you, boy.

 

by myaclark
3-15-02
Hey Satan, how's it going man?
Word up Heyzoose! Things be rockin' so hard and kickin' so much ass I'm the dopest nigga' to eva' be the King of the Damned! Also check out my phat pink shirt!.
True dat!
Man, you can't be talkin' that way... I know yer tryin' to be hip with the jive, but you just ain't down, Jee.
You're mama!
*sigh*

 

by myaclark
3-16-02
Some Guy's Show
Hello friends, and welcome to my show.
Today I am going to read a letter from one of our viewers.
"Dear Some Guy, I am having an issue. Every time I watch your show I get the insatiable desire to vomit all over my spaghetti, then eat it. What should I do?
Well, the answer to this question is simple. You're just going to have to eat your spaghetti covered in your own vomit to be truly happy.
Consider yourself lucky, I need to drive nails into my brain in order to find joy.

 

by myaclark
3-16-02
Dum dee dum dum. Rat-a-tat-tat. Skee-bop-a-looby-scooby-dee-wop-a-dop. Doo waaaaaaa, cha!
Okay Melvin, we've got to find something to do. You're incessant scatting is driving me nuts.
Skeeb-oobee-lee-pow! Cha-kee-baloo-tee-ta-tee-wahda-ta..
Okay, I'm outta here Melvin. Maybe you're just not the pal for me. I want more, I need bigger things.
Hey, how's it going? I'm trying to broaden my horizons. Want to discuss the meaning of life and philosophical things of that nature?
What's with the one ear?

 

by myaclark
3-17-02
Yes, I'm Slim Shady. The only Slim Shady.
You other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up.
Please stand up.
Yes, I'm Slim Shady.

 

by myaclark
3-18-02
Hey Frank, what happened here?
I set up my stool here in the road. I was just thinking about stuff, then some car came cruising down the road and swerved around me hitting a group of singing catholic school girls.
...
No, I'm not going to move.
Did I say anything?

 

by myaclark
3-30-02
*groan*
Hey Death, what's the matter?
I have a headache.
Oh, I'm sorry sweety. I'll get you some Advil. We've got some "business" to take care of.
Like Advil is going to put me in the mood.

 

by myaclark
3-30-02
Hey there handsom.
Is that one ear on your head or are you just happy to see me?
I haven't heard that one before...

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