Random: Cracker Barrel...Pssht

Author: myles1890

Date: March 15, 2007

by myles1890
3-15-07
Welcome to the Cracker Barrel # 2, where we serve NOTHING but crackers! May I take your order?
How's about some 'O them crackers you got there in ya hand?
My...MY crackers? You don't mean...these?
Yeah, I is a wanter of dem crackers.
BLASPHEMY!
Dem crackers will beh mine! You'll shee! AAAAUUUGH!