Random: Doin' the Nasty...Jesus style

Author: myles1890

Date: March 31, 2007

by myles1890
3-31-07
So...why are you here again, Jesus?
I was mindin' my own, just wandering the streets, when this girl asks me to help her, right?
Right...
And then she ends up sucking the life out of me! I swear, I gushed until I fainted!
I mean, who else could have known she was a vampire?