My first day as a teacher, September 6th, 2001.

Author: myles_d

Date: August 9, 2004

by myles_d
8-09-04
Hi I'm your new Academic Director. Welcome to China.
Aw shit, sweet. I'm totally ready to teach.
Here's one of your new students now, actually. Her name is Wu Xiga Huade KowLa BeaWo FuGow Soom Li Na Chu Qi TamLu Gregory.
Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii teacherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!! YOU CAN CALL ME FORGET. THAT'S SHORT FOR 'FORGET ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WE OWN YOU NOW'.
He doesn't know what he's in for. We must make master proud. Operation Head Fuck commence.
Indeed. Let us begin the process of turning his brain into mush.