Meeting the landlord. It was all downhill from there.

Author: myles_d

Date: August 9, 2004

by myles_d
8-09-04
My name's Mr. Tzao. I'm your landlord.
Cool, nice to meet you. I'm Myles.
Fuck with anything in your apartment, AND I MEAN ANYTHING AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. I'LL MAKE SURE OGRISH.COM GETS IT.
Nice place ya got here!
YOU BETTER HAVE UNDERSTOOD THE TERMS OF OUR AGREEMENT, FOREIGN SPY...
Hey I gotta take a huge dump. Where's your living room?