Getting a new re-entry Visa.

Author: myles_d

Date: August 9, 2004

by myles_d
8-09-04
At the office...
Hey I'm going back to Canada for a month. I need a new Visa. Can you help me out? I have enough money and all the papers have been filled out. I need it soon though.
Oh hi foreign friend, of course, it would be my pleaure to take time away from my tv-watching to help you get on your way.
His barganing method...
You do know you're going have to bribe me, right? I mean, Duh.
The outcome. Not good.
Oh...um, ok...how much um will you need?
Well seeing as how this process is extremely difficult and complex...I'll need your life savings, a pair of shoes with laces and a copy of Pootie Tang. NOW.