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| Hey I'm going back to Canada for a month. I need a new Visa. Can you help me out? I have enough money and all the papers have been filled out. I need it soon though. | |
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| Oh hi foreign friend, of course, it would be my pleaure to take time away from my tv-watching to help you get on your way. | |
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| You do know you're going have to bribe me, right? I mean, Duh. | |
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| Oh...um, ok...how much um will you need? | |
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| Well seeing as how this process is extremely difficult and complex...I'll need your life savings, a pair of shoes with laces and a copy of Pootie Tang. NOW. | |
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