Getting food in a 'classy joint'.

Author: myles_d

Date: August 9, 2004

by myles_d
8-09-04
Hey lemme try this place out. It looks ok. Except for that waiter who looks like an owl...Oh well. It's China.
Excuse me sir, would you like to try our special tonight, Guo You Rou? (translation : rat infested puss brain camel hump chicken claw delight)
Oh yes, that sounds good, i'll have that.
Oh my god, he said yes! Finally, a sale! C'mon get it together, you need this!!
At least it can't get any worse than this. Or can it...