All comics by nate_dog2269

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by nate_dog2269
1-09-07
I'm sorry, sir your car didn't pass state inspection. Here are some of the prob-
This is complete and total crap! I want my money back! I'm going somewhere else.
Went across the street?
Yup.
Hey Fred, it's Bob next door. You want me to tell you what it failed for and save you some work?

 

by nate_dog2269
1-09-07
So what can I do to fix my car?
Step one, remove radiator cap.
Step two, replace vehicle.
Step three, reinsert radiator cap.

 

by nate_dog2269
1-09-07
What can I do for you today?
My turn signal isn't working.
*Snickering* Have you tried checking the blinker fluid?
Yeah, it was completely full.

 

by nate_dog2269
1-09-07
Hi there. What can I do for you?
Well, I just came here from Jiffy Lube, and-
I'm sorry.

 

Your mother in law is so fat, she.... wait a minute...
by nate_dog2269, 1-09-07

 

by nate_dog2269
1-09-07
Can I help you?
Yes, my car is making a hissing sound, but otherwise it drives fine.
10 minutes later
I think I've found the source of your problem.
Great! What is it?
I found this partially opened bottle of Sprite in your cupholder.

 

by nate_dog2269
1-16-07
Okay, we're going to do pads and motors on this Nissan.
Motors?
No. Rotors.
I swear I said rotars.
How much do pads and motors go for these days?

 

by nate_dog2269
2-11-07
Remember when I stopped showing up about seven months ago and left my toolbox behind?
I'd like to come and pick up my toolbox today.
Okay guys, take anything that you can use, he's finally coming to pick it up.
I love free tool day.

 

by nate_dog2269
6-09-08
Man, there is seriously like a full-on blizzard going on outside!
I know, it was hard keeping control of my car to get into work this morning. What can I do for you today?
I need an oil change, please.
Are you telling me you risked your life to drive up here in hazardous weather for an oil change?
It's been three months, man.

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