Troy, Demonic Efficiency Consultant VII

Author: naz_ghul

Date: November 13, 2002

by naz_ghul
11-13-02
Sergent Gonhorrea! Have you seen Captain Winters?!
No, Lieutenant, I haven't! The Jerrys broke through the 3rd early this morning and we've been pinned down by MG42s all day!
Dammit! Fox Company is low on ammo and we're taking mortars! I was hoping Easy Company could cover our left flank!
Half of Easy is across the River, Lieutenant; we couldn't help you if even if we knew where Captain Winters was! The POP3 server went down on 14 so we need to reboot.
Where's my fucking support? When I find out who's responsible for this mess I'll tear off his scrotum and use it for an ashtray!!
Who, Mike in IT? You'd better bring more than that pad of post-it notes.