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WRITER'S BLOCK: After staring at the default page for several hours, you're so uninspired and demoralized you decide to get good and drunk. Move ahead one square.
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| You never were very funny. | |
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| Drinking dulls the pain, you know. | |
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THE DRUNK TANK: You cannot leave this square, nor stop drinking, until someone remembers where Boorite's trousers are.
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| Don't look at me, mate. I don't wear the silly things. | |
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WEST VIRGINIA: Make a FUNNY hillbilly-and-donkey comic or go back ten squares.
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| Well, she shore ain't the purdiest lady I ever seen, but if you say so . . . | |
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