It's Always Fun to Kill a Hippy

Author: naz_ghul

Date: November 19, 2004

by naz_ghul
11-19-04
One dark night . . .
So, are those the undead minions you created? They're eating veggie burgers and drinking organic soy milk.
Yeah, apparently a busload of Phish groupies crashed here a few years ago.*sigh* This is fucking pathetic; in MY day zombies craved HUMAN flesh!
Will hippies ever realize how flammable patchouli is . . . Wait a minute, in YOUR day? You're twenty five years old. This IS your day!
Pardon me, dude. You wouldn't happen to have any organic honey for my latte, would you?
You know what, Jim? Fuck you.