If Bugs Went to Church.

Author: needles1218

Date: February 14, 2012

by needles1218
2-14-12
Yo, Jimmy!!! I never see you at church anymore what the heck are you doing here??
Well, this woman was getting out of the shower, she seen me and slipped and smashed her face into her sink, got mad at me and kept throwing shoes at me...so I bit her.
Oh, wow. How does that bring you here today?
I bit her on the foot and told her to go suck one and a few other words I shouldn't have said...so I'm here to apologize to Bugeus.