Hungry Man At A Crime Scene: Quest for Quail.

Author: needles1218

Date: March 10, 2012

by needles1218
3-10-12
While at a crime scene somewhere in a small town in downtown LA...
Okay, one male, white, about 30 years of age...hacked to death by a screw driver and then burnt by a torch.
mmmmmmm...potatoes and gravy!!!
Uhhh, sir?? Did you hear a word I said?
(Drooling) Uhhh, yeah...yeah something about burnt tomatoes.
No, he was hacked to death by a hammer and then burnt by a torch.
Wait a minute pink shirt...you said screw driver! I'll get mad later, right now, I'm hungry for some quail and turnips.