Increasing His Inventory

Author: newportlocal

Date: June 16, 2004

by newportlocal
6-16-04
....another tense night at the Hickerson home.....
....and I can get three of them for only five dollars this month!
You're not going to actually order that stuff, are you?
the tension mounts.....
Of course I am! I have been waiting for this sale for months!
You know that stuff is just trash......made in China. It might be worth a dollar if you're lucky.....
Under pressure, he makes a decision to augment his collection of joke-type things
I don't care what you say.....I know a deal when I see one!
Great....just great! What are you going to do with three woopie cusions?