Dear Deer

Author: newportlocal

Date: June 16, 2004

by newportlocal
6-16-04
Hey! What's up,....."deer?!" Can I call you deer?
Sure, I am one, but you know what that means.......he he he......
I was wondering if you like wide hips and veluptious breasts....everyone wants the skinny bimbo type these days and it's getting hard to find a decent "partner" ....*wink, wink*
Sure.......I'm not like other guys, I'm a deer, dear........*slurp*
Cool....Let's go to those trees over there in the distance and knock one out!
Great! I haven't had a mudpie in ....say......a couple of weeks.......