Trash in the Box #7

Author: newportlocal

Date: June 21, 2004

by newportlocal
6-21-04
Welcome to Trash in the Box. May I have your order, savior?
I'll have a JESUSSANDWICH on those Jewish passover crackers....
Shit. Shit, SHIT! ALL WE FUCKIN HAVE IS BIPED SAMMYS! Can you eat one of those? Jesus Christ, you bug me!
Don't say my name in vain, you satan lover in the trash in the box. Now, on your knees and pray, 50 hail JESUSSANDWICHES!
I'VE GOT A HAMMER AND A FEW EXTRA NAILS, BUDDY.......AND YOUR DICK IS STILL HANGIN'!
OK, OK, OK...I'll take a Biped sand with some Spilt_Milk! I'm sorry, I wuv yuuuuu!