Jesus is My Attorney

Author: newportlocal

Date: July 13, 2004

by newportlocal
7-13-04
HEY, MAN, GOT ANY GONJA?
Soliciting a police officer, are you, Father?
Yes, my son. Jesus will forgive me, you know, so why don't you be a good Christian and....
Hold it right there! I'm taking you in!
Hey, wait! you are the one that should be in this cell!!!
I don't think so, Jesus is my attorney.