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Christmas in Memphis, TN by newsboyarizona 12-18-03
Meanwhile, down in the river bottoms... I just got a DirecTV with TiVo for Christmas, but I don't think it's hooked up right. Why?	Well, all I can pick up is Dick Williams' Magicland.	Ink, pink, you stink!

 

Christmas, cont. by newsboyarizona 12-18-03
Hey, I got this great Sony Ericsson T610 phone for Christmas, but I don't think it's working right. Why?	Whenever I call somebody, all I get is J.C. Levy's Dial-N-Smile.	This is getting old rapidly.

 

A tribute to Ghanem by newsboyarizona 12-18-03
I am so glad Memphis State won that bowl game, but now I am worried. Why?	Now it will be even harder to find a parking space at Memphis State!	Smile with me!

 

Where the Candy Eggs Come From by newsboyarizona 12-18-03
A little chicken said to her mama... There is something I am curious about, and now, I'm gonna ask it.	Every year at Easter time, candy eggs fill my basket. And Mom, what I'd like to know is, Where do candy eggs come from?	To the little chicken, the old hen replied... You know, dear, there are candy rabbits, and I suppose, that's where candy eggs come from. But please don't ask me to explain how the little rabbits get their eggs wrapped in cellophane. Keep Dialing and Smiling! Bye-Bye Now!

 

Tribute to Red Skelton by newsboyarizona 12-22-03
I hear my ole' friend Joe is finally getting hitched. Hey, that's great.	It reminds me of my military wedding. You had a military wedding?	Well, there were guns there, let's put it that way. I miss Benny Hill, too.

 

Tribute to Ghanem, Part 2: The Quest for Peace by newsboyarizona 12-22-03
Did you hear that my ole' friend Joe is getting married? Why, yes, yes you did.	I hope his nuptuals do not take place at the Memphis State University. Why is that?	For then, no one will be able to find a parking space. I bet you he is crazy!

 

Tribute to Ghanem, Part 3: I Still Miss Benny Hill by newsboyarizona 12-25-03
Well, thank goodness that Christmas is over. Yes, I was regretably unable to partake in the holidays.	Why not? I was at the Memphis State University and could not find a parking space!	You should have put more men on the job. Maybe I should just transfer to Shelby State, or State Tech.

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