All comics by nibbleboing

 

by nibbleboing
7-15-19
I had a funny dream last night.
I have a massive pineapple in my sock drawer.
It looks like the ants are trying to communicate.
Did I remember to inflate my lizard?
I have a coupon for unlimited rice pudding.
I feel like we're forgetting something...

 

by nibbleboing
7-15-19
So I guess some of you were wondering who I am.
I'm the cartoonist. Duh.
Don't expect too much. This is as good as it gets.

 

by nibbleboing
7-15-19
How did we get here?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Ten minutes ago...
This job totally sucks! I wish I was on vacation.
Granted!
That's not what happened.
THIS is comedy?

 

by nibbleboing
7-15-19
Will the scan hurt?
You may experience some discomfort. Please do not panic.
argrarjghh
Stop complaining, human. It is almost over.
I don't feel so good.
Unfortunately, that is the least of your problems.

 

by nibbleboing
7-16-19
Introducing our hero... Space Guy!
Introducing? Shouldn't this have been done last strip?
Just roll with it, ok? I don't have time for your shenanigans.
Well, I'm just saying that you could have properly introduced me in episode one...
Look, I'm the Narrator, and I don't have to take that kind of backtalk from you.

 

by nibbleboing
7-16-19
I guess it's time for reader questions!
Why are you making stupid webcomics when you could be interacting with other people?

 

by nibbleboing
7-16-19
Ok, time to test the new transporter!
Uh-oh.
FOOD!

 

by nibbleboing
7-16-19
Many years ago...
I'm gonna be a space ranger when I grow up!
Cool!
Present day
I could've been a librarian...
Prepare to die, human!

 

by nibbleboing
7-16-19
So lonely... I wish I had a friend with me.
Don't say I never do anything nice for you.
One banana joke and you're dead.
Screw this. I'm going back to Earth.
Not while I'm in charge, punk.

 

by nibbleboing
7-16-19
I'm gonna beam us down to the planet.
Are you sure it's safe?
Nothing to worry about!
We're doomed.
Oops.
Akuma! Anata o koroshimasu!

 

by nibbleboing
7-17-19
That does it. As soon as I get back, the teleporter is getting exchanged for a coffee maker or something.
Um...
BEHOLD, MORTAL! THE SPACE BETWEEN SPACES!
Meanwhile...
The kid's gonna be sorry he missed this.
Zero-G hot tub, you say?

 

by nibbleboing
7-17-19
Where am I?
The space between spaces, you unenlightened fool!
Did Nibbleboing get tired of making backgrounds for the strip?
BLASPHEMY!

 

Well, at least we know the time machine works...
Caitlin, when we get home, you're grounded for life.
by nibbleboing, 7-20-19

 

by nibbleboing
7-22-19
Deep in the bowels of some building that you hopefully don't reside in or work at...
So I says to the mold, "That's not my spore!"
Ha! Classic.
Two mutant mold creatures discuss moldy things. Quantum slimenamics, eating people, that sort of thing.
One million ounces of slime on the floor, one million ounces of slime!
Make it sentient, feed it a human, two million ounces of slime on the floor!
Meanwhile, our heroic janitor prepares himself for an epic battle...
Ok, Stan, this is it. This is the moment you've been training for...

 

by nibbleboing
7-22-19
Ok, I know this is weird to the extreme, but you have to trust me. I-
?
???
What was that?
Nothing! This is perfectly normal! People zap in and out of here all the time! Everything is fine and dandy!

 

blah blah Celebrity blah blah blah Unconfirmed Rumor blah blah Sexist Joke blah blah blah blah
That's the last time I use Bill's 'Special Blend'
by nibbleboing, 7-29-19

 

by nibbleboing
9-24-19
So... that girl who was here...
Look, I've told you this place is weird! Stuff happens all the time!
Are you feeling ok?
As fine as a newborn nebula!
Weren't you a giant piece of bacon a moment ago?
I think you've got bigger problems right now.

 

by nibbleboing
5-09-20
OH MY GOD! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
It's just your standard time compression warp phase shift. Nothing to worry about.
Phase shift? Hey, I'm the bacon now. This feels weird.
It's all in your head. Just relax.
Meanwhile...
Can we go back to the ship? I feel horn and drunky.
I can't believe I was ever aginst going to space.

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