A Story For Gnomes

Author: nicejohnson

Date: November 20, 2003

by nicejohnson
11-20-03
My conversation with Zach yesterday...
*on phone* Yeah, so what's up Zach?
Oh you know the usual, today I wrote this report on gnomes and turned it in for science (koff koff)
What is he trying to hide, anyway?
Right... A project on gnomes. Did you get a zero on what you were supposed to do?
Um, yeah, sure. It was pretty badass though, right?
20 minutes later...
Mr. Gnome, how many puffs does it take to get to the end of a joint?
???