It's Valley Girl time, OMG!!!

Author: nicejohnson

Date: December 9, 2003

by nicejohnson
12-09-03
SCAN-DA-LOUS!!!
Hey, girlfriend, like, what's up?
Like, this is so scandalous? I like totally found out that Jennifer's boyfriend is cheating on her with Samantha?
Ohmigawd, JUICE-Y!!!
Ohmigawd, gag me with a spoon? Are you serious, no way?
Like, so totally way.
Like, uh oh? NONCONFORMIST ALERT! CODE RED!!!
Like, do you ever wonder if we're too shallow for our own good and that by discussing other people's lives with such vehement interest and gossiping that the only people we're hurting are ourselves?
Like, ohmigawd, are you a lesbian or something?