Unrequited Squirrel Love Part 1

Author: nicejohnson

Date: December 12, 2003

by nicejohnson
12-12-03
Squirrels coversation translated: Ch-ch-ch-ch-chaw!
Hey baby, whassup?
You selfish horndog! You haven't called me in weeks! Go away!
Ch-ch-ch. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Time passes...
But baby, I love you.
Go to hell. Find someone else to mate with.
Ah, poor Nutcracker. Shut down again. To be continued...
Hey, baby, look I brought you some nuts. Your favorites, almonds.
I'm allergic to almonds, you cad!