Unrequited Squirrel Love Part 2

Author: nicejohnson

Date: December 12, 2003

by nicejohnson
12-12-03
We travel back to the land of subtitled squirrels...
Sweetheart, please take me back. You know I was only kidding about the almonds...
I told you, I'm not going to be your mate. I'm destined for that hunk over there...
The hunk
Gross. A squirrel. Maybe if I talk to it it'll go away.
Oh, a shy one ,eh? I guess I'll have to make the first move...
Fuck off, squirrel! You probably have rabies or something!
I love it when you talk dirty to me!