Ah, that sucks. I don't have one either

Author: nicejohnson

Date: January 14, 2004

by nicejohnson
1-14-04
Hmmmmm....I'm so fucking bored. What the hell can I do?
Oh well, desparation is ringing my number. Time for prank phone calls.
Damn it, I forgot where I put the phone.
Argh, I guess I'll just have to jack off.
What the FUCK?
Why don't I have a penis?