Unrequited Squirrel Love Part 3

Author: nicejohnson

Date: January 15, 2004

by nicejohnson
1-15-04
Nutcaracker is at it again. It's too pathetic to watch. Well, almost.
What can I do to make you see how much I loooooveeee youuuuuuuu *sings*
well, for one you can shut the hell up.
Wait, there's a light at the end of the tunnel!
Oh ok. So what do you think about you and me getting together and mating sometime?
Ok first of all...*sigh* give me one good reason why I should.
Ah, poor Nutcracker. Shut down again.
Because...well, because you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.