Those Damn Geico Commercials

Author: nicejohnson

Date: February 16, 2004

by nicejohnson
2-16-04
Look, I've been thinking a lot mom, and I realized that all those times I looked at other girls stark naked and tried to fuck them wasn't just a phase
So you're a lesbian?
Yes, but I do have some good news...
You just saved me a bunch of money on my car insurance?
What the hell are you talking about? I was going to say that now you can walk in the gay pride parade with me!
:'(