A Tribute to Janet Evanovich

Author: nicejohnson

Date: March 24, 2004

by nicejohnson
3-24-04
They were playing hide the salami.
It was rumored that Joyce Barndhardt liked large dogs.
Lula, a 200 pound former black 'ho.
My father opened one eye and farted.
"oops," grandma said,"someone stepped on a duck."
My undies floated to the floor.