Stimulus Reponse or Shut Up

Author: nicejohnson

Date: April 2, 2004

by nicejohnson
4-02-04
I went to the mall and, like, we were sitting in the food court and you know like, Billy showed up and I thought I was going to like die or whatever? So then um he was all like hey and I was like omg
I just wanted to know where the bus stop is...
So then me and my girlfriend were you know trying that new S&M thing or whatever and I tried to get Mr. Winky in but it got stuck. What do you think happened?
*dies*
Dude, I was taking this monster ass-shit and it was so gross, I had eaten this 5-cheese bean burrito and broccoli with sunflower seeds and all this Vietnamese food and it smelled like barf and rotten
You aren't what I expected.