Divorce Is an Ugly Thing

Author: nicejohnson

Date: April 15, 2004

by nicejohnson
4-15-04
Destruction the Demon is busy answering email in the cave he shares with his friend Agony and his wife, Beatrice.
Let's see...Who should I send spam advertising the cure for male pattern baldness to next?
Suddenly: A disgruntled wife
Errr....
Where were you last night? I was worried sick! This is the last time I'm dealing with your crap! I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the Marvin Gaye cd's with me!
Editor's note: Although Beatrice was a rather whiny bitch, she was in no way immortal. She died, in case you didn't notice.
Don't TOUCH my Marvin Gaye, behotch!