The End.

Author: nicejohnson

Date: April 28, 2004

by nicejohnson
4-28-04
What in tarnation...?
Please help us! We've been stuck here for so long, I never though anyone would find us!
She leaves.
Oh thank God! Now untie me so I can help the others!
Oh I'm afraid I can't do that, dear, I'm too old. My brittle and ashy hands would turn to dust if I even touched you! Besides, it's time for my sedatives. I do believe I'm hallucinating again!
Scary alkie enters.
I'm so lonely *hic* MY husband left me for a 2-cent whore, my parents hate me, and I have this weird rash on my-
OH GOD COME BACK OLD LADY COME BACK!!!! HELLLLPPPPP!!!!!