Nursery Rhymes: Old Mutha Hubbard

Author: nicejohnson

Date: May 7, 2004

by nicejohnson
5-07-04
Old mutha Hubbard was kind of strange.
I predict a great musical comeback of the 12th year in the new millenium for Meredith Brooks....
I predict that I will have killed and eaten you before you make anymore crackpot predictions.
Have you seen the Christmas lights dearie? *this is asked at five minute intervals
I WON'T SUCCOMB TO YOUR PSYCHOTIC WHIMS YOU OLD BAG OF DUST~!!!
Editor's Note: Although it may have seemed that I foolishly tried to use a tv as a cheap sub for a mirror, I didn't, and she's that crazy. Jeez, you guys are so stupid.
Oh no! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?I'VE TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE RARR OH GOD I CAN'T SEE MYSELF IN THE MIRROR!