Love is in the air...wait I just forgot to put on deodorant

Author: nicejohnson

Date: May 20, 2004

by nicejohnson
5-20-04
I'm boy crazy, yeah I know it-Hi Jamie!-But its tough for me to survive without my daily doseage of boy.
Yo!
I mean, it isn't easy being funny, smart, and gorgeous. You would not BELIEVE how many boys I have to turn down because they don't meet my VERY high standards. They're like a swarm of bees. *winks*
H-h-h-h-hi Lauren...*trips*
Editors Note: This is all an incredibly inaccurate representation of myself. Except for the last panel, sadly. And the title.
But you know how it is, I always keep my cool. OH MY GOD ITS ROBERT I LOVE YOU!!!! *shrieks*
Uh...hi? Have we met?