Al Sharpton on the reason for his candidacy

Author: nick0o

Date: January 24, 2004

by nick0o
1-24-04
Rev. Sharpton, can you tell us a little bit about why you are running for President?
Please, call me Wonder Boy Preacher. My parents gave me that name when I was 4 so that they could parade me around the preachin' circuit and make money
That's nice Mr. Sharpton... ah, about your candidacy?
Oh yea, let me tell you somethin', the black man has been suppressed, repressed, and in general depressed in this country for near on 400 year!
Right, well actually this country hasn't been around for 400 years yet Mr. Sharpton. Perhaps you would like to answer the original question?
Well, flibbidy flab! Don't you go about repressing me boy!