Before Viagra

Author: nick0o

Date: January 24, 2004

by nick0o
1-24-04
Damn it Fran, can't you loose the weight? I mean how do you expect me to preform here?
Oh shove it Grandpa, you couldn't get it up for a supermodel!
Hmmm, well perhaps I can hypnotise myself into thinking you were someone who is attractive...
Oh yea that's more like it!
I can't believe I've slept with this man...