Kelly and Akira

Author: nick43

Date: March 24, 2003

by nick43
3-24-03
Chris 'The Virgin' Kelly meets up with 'Dyson' Des to tell him about the hilarious things that have happened this term in Manchester...
...so I came on Holman's tits while completing a 3 min drinking challenge, running the torquay marathon and inventing gravity ! Then I....
...However, Akira has a few minor objections with Chris's story...
You lying, backcombed, irish mick twat
...The 10 pints of Guinness consumed allows Kelly to respond in the calm and sober way that we've come to expect from him....
Fucking chink