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by nickwolf8
8-21-02
Somewhere on the moon in the future...
You have built me. I am your master.
Hey, wait a minute. Don't you mean that I'm YOUR master?
That is what I said.
No, you said that you're my master.
I do not care what I said. You must die now.
Wha- - - ahhhhhhhh!!!

 

by nickwolf8
8-21-02
So, who the hell are you?
Is it that hard to tell? I'm god.
Oh.
Psycho.

 

by nickwolf8
8-21-02
It is the end of the world...
Dude, I lost my legs.
That sucks.
Can you carry me somewhere?
Dude, let's go get a beer.

 

by nickwolf8
8-21-02
mooquackgobble!
What??
I'm a confused frog.
Uh-huh.
I am!!!!
Just keep telling yourself that.

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
Excuse me, young lady, but you just jay-walked. Is your daddy around?
Nope.
Well, can you take me to talk to your daddy?
Nope. My daddy says cops are pricks.
He's probably right...
Ok, bye bye now, Mr. prick!

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
Howdy there, little girl. Ya wanna ride m' horse?
You talk funny.
Ah don't talk funnee, little partner. Ah jus' ride horses.
No, my daddy says you talk funny. You talk funny.
Stupid lil' kid.
Ok, bye bye now, Mr. funny talk.

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
Hey there, little girl. You want to come and play with these matches?
Nope.
Why not?
My daddy says the devils are dumb. You're dumb.
Holy Shit!!!
Oh, hi, daddy.

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
The twins get in a fight this morning...
Dustin, I told you never to wear something so close to what I'm wearing to school.
Hey, I gotta wear clothes, too, Kyle!
Com'on, man! Go change!
FINE!!!
Oh... my... good... god.
Happy now, asshole?

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
Hey, man, is my head made outta wood?
Uh.... i don't know, why?
'Cause I like, sneaked a hammer and a nail in here, dude, but there's nothing to use it on.
Uh-huh.
Let me just test.... ow... ow... son of a...!!!
Uh, you know you're a moron, right?

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
Gimme some nuts!!
Get your own damn nuts.
OK, I think I will!!

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
Dude, you didnt have to go all aggro on me, dude.
Well, you coulda just given me some peanuts.
I won't be able to sit for a week, dude.
Ha, Ha!!

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
After school, the twins talk.
Dustin, don't ever freak me out again, bro.
Ok. I'm sorry.
WAHHHHHH!!
Dustin, you little shit!
What?

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
Kyle is missing..
Kyle!! Get your damn ass out here!
Dustin, watch your fucking mouth!
Yes, mother! (You fucking ass.)
I heard that!
Damn.

 

by nickwolf8
8-22-02
Kyle is still missing, Dustin goes to look for him.
Kyle!!!!!
Dude, where've you been, dude?
Nowhere.
Like hell.
Actually....

 

by nickwolf8
8-23-02
Kyle gives Dustin a tour of hell...
So, what have you been doing in hell?
Learning tricks like yours... mine are better, though.
How can they be better?
Like this.
Dude, where'd you go?
I'm right here, Dustin.

 

by nickwolf8
8-23-02
Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven.
No, but it'll hurt when you fall to hell, ya jerk!
...shit.
Hi, welcome to hell. I hope you enjoy your eternal stay.

 

by nickwolf8
8-23-02
Jack sits in the park, all alone...
Dude.....
Dude.....
Maybe I'm not a bench.
Dude, benches can't talk.

 

by nickwolf8
8-23-02
So, if you're not a bench, what are you, dude?
I don't know. Think of something, maybe I'll turn into it.
Dude, I want a brother...
Cool, it worked!
DUDE!!!

 

by nickwolf8
8-23-02
Kyle....
What, man?
Being in hell's cool, dude, but we need to go home and eat. Can we do that, dude?
You mean like this?
Cool, dude. Mom ordered pizza, dude.

 

by nickwolf8
8-23-02
On the way to school the next day...
Dude, will you walk already?
Don't make me flame you, man. And I am walking.
Can't flame me if I flame you first, dude!
Oh, yeah?.................. HEY! You little shit!
YEAH! .................. Ow, dude, that hurts!

 

by nickwolf8
8-23-02
Now that you're my brother, you oughtta have a name, dude.
Like what?
Hmmmmm.....
That is so not cool.
How 'bout Jack? After me, dude!!

 

by nickwolf8
8-23-02
I know a great name!!......
Dude, you gotta say dude at the beginning and end of your sentences, dude.
I gotta say what, now?
Dude! Say it with me now. DOOOODDE!!
Oh, right. I mean... Dude, right, dude.
Dude, you need practice, but its ok for now, dude.

 

by nickwolf8
8-23-02
Still trying to name him...
So, dude, what was your idea for a name, dude?
Dude, I thought I could get named Shadow. You know, like, "creep up behind and scare the shit outta people" Shadow? Run up behind people and go "boo!" Shadow. Cool, huh, dude?
Uh, no, no, it isn't.
How 'bout we just name me Tommy and get it over with, dude.
Cool by me, dude.

 

by nickwolf8
8-26-02
So, Tommy, what was it like being a bench, dude?
Dude, it kinda sucked. People sat on me all day. I had a bum living on me for over a year, dude.
HAHAHAHA! Did people come up to you and say "sit on it"? HAHAHAHA!!!
Dude, shutup, dude.
Sorry, dude.

 

by nickwolf8
8-27-02
Dude, I wasn't gonna say nothing, but, dude, where's your legs?
Dude, I got bored with them, like, three minutes ago, dude, so I took 'em off last night.
Oh.
*snicker*
Dude, what, dude?
*giggle, giggle* Dude, you're slow, dude.

 

by nickwolf8
8-27-02
Man, show me what other tricks you can do. See if you can beat me, man.
Ok dude.
Holy Shit...
Beat that, Kyle!
Man, let me think.
Take your time, dude.

 

by nickwolf8
8-27-02
Hey, man, I got one!
Then do it already, dude.
???
Cool, huh, man?
DUDE!!!

 

by nickwolf8
8-27-02
Dude, I have an idea.
What's that, man?
We can start a magic show, dude! You can say you're gonna turn me into something, but then I turn myself into that instead. We can make money that way, dude.
Uh... ok. Yeah, sure! You build the stage and stuff, since you're so good at that kind of thing, and I'll do it.
Cool, dude.

 

by nickwolf8
8-27-02
Tra-La-La-La-La...
Man, what in the hell are you doing!?!
Building a stage.
Man, it looks like you blew something up! And besides, I was being sarcastic, man.
I did blow something up, dude... wait a minute... you don't want to do the magic show, dude?

 

by nickwolf8
8-27-02
What'd you blow up, anyway, man?
Just an old shack I bought. Nothing to worry about, dude.
Well, if you can build a stage outta all this shit, I'll do the stupid magic show. *snicker*
Cool, dude.
*cough* Lotsa luck, man.
Not that I'll need it.

 

by nickwolf8
8-27-02
Three days later....
Ok, now, that's just about.....
*click*
Done!!
Ah.... It's perfect.

 

by nickwolf8
8-29-02
Man, what the hell is this?!?
Dude, you said if I could build a stage out of all that stuff, that you'd be in a magic show with me.
...........
What?
.....ugh. Ok, man, a deal's a deal. Get it all set, ok?
Cool, dude.

 

by nickwolf8
8-29-02
Man, I thought I was the announcer.
Dude, I already told you! I'm the announcer! Now get me my mike, dude.
We don't have one, man.
Then turn into one, dude!
Oh, so now I'm your assistant, huh?
Ladies and gentlemen! There'll be a short delay while I converse with my assistant. Please forgive the delay.

 

by nickwolf8
8-29-02
Now, ladies and gentlemen, while my assistant is preparing, what should he turn me into?
Turn into a donkey!
great.
ALAKAZAAAM!!
This is so not cool.

 

by nickwolf8
8-29-02
Now I'll turn my assistant into a superhero!
Man, this sucks.
*snicker*
That was not cool, man. I looked like a butthead
That was the point, dude.

 

by nickwolf8
8-29-02
Hey man, it's my turn.
No way, dude. You're my assistant. I'll turn you into a....
No way! Bye, man.
Dude, come back here!
*ahem* .... any volenteers for my next trick?

 

by nickwolf8
8-31-02
I'll help you, Mr. Magic guy!
Thanks, little girl.
Turn me into my daddy!! I wanna be my daddy!
Your daddy, huh? Ok. ABRACADABRA!
This isn't right! Turn me back!
Ooops!! Give me a minute, let me figure this out. What does your daddy look like anyway?

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