chantelle is confused by her lingering feelings for her heroes and her inability to construct proper sentences
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh da blazin' squad iz sooooooooooooooo fit! they lyrics iz like sooooooooooo totally meningfool!!them iz soooooooooooo blingin' in hot!!! hee hee hee!!!
along comes trev, the local drug dealer come pimp, to cheer her up. due to a tragic accident involving a ford cortina, trev can only communicate using 'trendy' text speak
oi awright twevor!!! oh u iz sooooooooooooooooo totally fit!!! oh me purple pedal pushers iz ridin' up me crack! hee hee hee!! i iz sooooo excoited, i iz pissed meself!!!
thy iz smthn dff wrng wt u!! biatch! mthrfckr!!!! iz gt 2 go sel sme ger 2 kddies! by by me ho!!
as a result of a lethal combination of white lightning and hash, trev and chantelle combust......oh well! i think theres a lesson in there somewhere, hmmmmmmm?....
