Literature 4 Dummies (classics retold): romeo & juliet

Author: niobe

Date: November 19, 2003

by niobe
11-19-03
Romeo's been a little cry baby lately.
Dude, I can't get over this chick Rosaline.
What kind of name is Rosaline? Fuck that shit, let's go to a party!
He met a girl there and they liked eachother right away.
Wow, Julie you're so hot. Why does your dad hate me?
I don't know, he's on medication. It's wack.
They tried to be with eachother anyway, but fucked it up.
Ah shit, I'm about to die.
Me too.