Literature 4 Dummies (classics retold): Moby Dick

Author: niobe

Date: February 18, 2004

by niobe
2-18-04
You know, Captain, me and the crew here think you've become a little obsessed with this white whale...
I'll fuckin cut you if you talk about my wife like that again
Uh, no...I was talking about Moby Dick. That whale that took your leg. You swore blood-thirsy vengence...
Riiiight, that totally rings a bell. I HATE THAT WHALE!
Yup, the ship has definitely sunk Ahab.
I don't even fucking care, did you SEE how while that whale was? It was unnatural.