All comics by nirvanaissoswell

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gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
I will paint any car for $39.99
If the moon was made of cocks would u have some? I know i would, I'd have seconds
Just like in real life
Ow my cranium

 

Big fat dingaling dongs
Dong dong cock cock big balls
Cock cock cock
dicks dicks dicks
u messes cocks up
The hills are alive with the sound of dingaling dong cocks

 

Blues Brothers/Dicks/cocks (and i suppose balls)
One side jesus
Dave's Giant Penis and what not
The other side dildo
*read second-Loud and cloudy(opposed to clear)
Do you understand the dicks coming out of my mouth

 

Should I penis you in for 9:30?
The taste of worcester steak sauce, in a
Cocks, dicks, and autocockmobiles
talk about things other than penises
Fat Dicks For fat People
The gay gay gay took my baby away

 

What was that song called..."I never met a cock as hard as you do, its all rite?
I am chairman
Well twiddle dee dick and gargle the cock?
Gayness overshadows though
Survival of the gayest
BOOGADABOOGADABOOGADA

 

For lack of a tall asian man...
Dicks and Cocks aren't funny
.....
You have to smack the dick on the head

 

Hey, you're late for work where the hell have u been?
Uruguay.
WHAT!!! That's it BOOGADABOOGADABOOGADABOOGADABOOGADABOOGADA You're Fired!
dick
So then he fired me can u believe that?.....Hey you;re so late where have u been?
Uruguay

 

2 questions for a talking goat
How does sandpaper feel and what is on the top of a house?
Ruff, Ruff

 

African-Americans make up 12 percent ofthe US population, yet make up 48 percent of those on death row, showing the racial prejudice of the justice system.
Raising and feeding cattle consumes 1/3 of the world's grain supply. It takes 16 pounds of grain to produce a single pound of beef. If meat were abolished and the economy redesigned for our new die
The WTO has single handedly and undemocratically stripped us of laws which protect our environment, fight child labor, and halt greedy corporations from putting profits over peoples' welfare.
That's Ri-DICk-ulous

 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
your....
your who?
ur...urine...URINE

 

TOurs for free or best offer
Don;t Play with the squirrels
Keep of the grass
Tour guide gives tour....head

 

Babies are naturally good at dancing
Penguins aren;t

 

Some squirrels rule over other squirrels....
Some squirrels swear
oh fuck!
Some squirrels have jaw dropping really huge nuts that swing in front of buses and disturb there navigation systems

 

Like oh my god!!
How dare you question our Star Wars plans For the farce that they are?
Listen if you're trying to go out with me, you're gonna have to go to the gym allot more...
One time I went there...
And I played wackitball

 

This just in, practice safe sex u shmuck
Don't worry i already do
Although many people have been complaining that the latex condoms are irritating to the skin
You know, hah, thats kind of funny,
All this time I just thought I was allergic to the cat

 

Hey, we'll be at joe's house soon
I don;t care
Hi joe!!
Jelly it up boys
I'm the ghost of st. Patty' s day heh heh
Get the sweet Fuck away form me

 

As the bat cave lays in ruins.....
It's Cackle time!
How do i fit cocks and or dicks in this one, Fuck it i'm just gonna swing my blues brother balls around my neck for awhile
I'm gonna take your catch phrase
Done and done
Just like in real life
just say cock one more time and finish er up

 

...on a quest for jokes...
Hey think of something funny so I can put it in my comic?
Jelly it up
...after sobering up she asks someone funny, but unfortunately he takes his jokes from a retard now
Can you say something FUNNY so i can put it in my comic?
Just like in real life
...moving on
Time to smack my bitch up, and by bitch I mean big fat dicks

 

Well, I guess I'll be hitting the old Hay

 

Just like in real life....... ..................you make me smile
It's Daddy time....................... well looks like I'll be hittin the old hay
Nite Nite
Mornin!
God i hate Chinks

 

Man, my neck is killing me. I think I need a better pillow
Why don't you use a dead baby?
Can I use that same dead baby as a hat, or as catapult amunition?
No...
That's why I have a closet full of them

 

The only difference between me being at home or at college is that at home my mom does the beating
come on....come on..
Laugh at the boy's joke...
ahh come on his mom is abusive!! ehh?

 

If you named your kid after a state what would u name it?
I know what i wouldn't name my daughter...
Idaho...-
Cause she would say.."I da hoe"...

 
Stealin peoples mail

 

I just saw Joe with a bunch of women
Were they Asian?
Umm yeah they were...
Joe's an asian pimp
Asians love the CALC

 

If I had to name my kid after a potato chip I know what I wouldn't name her...
Free-to-lay
Uh oh Cock Time

 

Gross! You're the sickest looking worm i've ever seen!
Nonsense, You're a wonderful looking Worm
Good Carp, Bad Carp

 

Deuce, being the first non brazilian to go back in time, visits JC
Show us your tits

 

God this interview is nerve racking. I can;t keep good eye contact. I just have to remember what my dear dparted mom said..."If you want to fake eye contact look between their eyebrows"
BLah Blah 401k Blah
Why the HELL are you staring between my eyebrows?! I'll never hire you! NEVER!
DAMN YOU MOM! I'M GLAD YOU"RE DEAD!

 

Remember that one time we were waiting in line for omelletes, and brad's pancake got cold?
Let's play football when i feel better
I will Tackle your cackle
chinese buffet
I think i just logged in my pants
For math class I am going to need a cackle-lator

 

It's so hot out today
How hot is it?
Its so hot that the squirrels were putting ice on their nuts
Well that's it I'm outta here
Oh come on, I even saw one fanning his nuts
I'll suck your cackle

 

After a hilarious and exciting 4 months of being funny, the author has decided to take a break with that and make comics instead
hey...we're like...back
We're not

 

I'm so excited I heard your gonna continuing with your dick trilogy joe...
You know?....I mean yep.
Next week on PJDUDE...
Smoke the Dick!
Bag the dick!
Should have stayed in school
What?

 

by nirvanaissoswell
10-01-02
There are so many acorns on the ground...
You had better redeem yourself, or its whippin time
I keep stepping on them and breaking them
Not to mention Daddy time
I guess you could say I just busted a nut
But thats always a given now isn't it...

 

by nirvanaissoswell
10-01-02
hee hee heh heh
Hey, why are you laughing?
I'm reading PjDude's new comic
Well that doesn't explain why you are laughing
You got his ass
Oh Damn!!! DAAAAAAAYAAAM!!!!!!

 

by nirvanaissoswell
10-03-02
Look how we struggle to write a comic
Do you remeber that time you said that thing about struggling to write a comic...
We take a flash back to way back when...when the hilarious partners in crime had that epic discussion...
Look how we struggle to write a comic
Do you remeber that time you said that thing about struggling to write a comic...
What?

 

by nirvanaissoswell
10-03-02
Why isn't my baby gaining weight
Jelly it up
Where is my baby?
Thanks dad, I'll take it form here
Did I eat my baby?
The truth will set my chickens free

 

by nirvanaissoswell
10-21-02
What does the script mean by "kill some time in the first panel by doing something funny and original?"
Oh dear God
Apparently the joke in the final panel is "For my first album I am going to have Bruce Dickinson produce it, or atleast Christopher Walken..."
That's it I'm outta here
Soooo there's no joke in the final panel? I don't get it...Wait!! Maybe...no no I don't get it.

 

by nirvanaissoswell
11-06-02
That chicken has a mohawk by the way
So there offering salsa as a class...no not the dipping kind, you know the dancing dipping kind??
It's bleach blonde by the way
You know this blonde mohawk is growing on me
That's because its your hair
Yeah, so that was the end of the world and such

 

*Singing* I was strolling through the park one day...
...in the merry, merry month of May...
...I was horribly surprised when a penguin ate my eyes....
........umm................
...strolling through the park one day!!!!
Oh my god I rock so hard.

 

It's time to Party! PARTY!
HEy you lets party!!!
QFHGWFDJHQAGWIQ (WHAT?!?)
I'm so Andrew W.K.

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