The not so threatening alien.

Author: nitecrawl3r

Date: February 21, 2004

by nitecrawl3r
2-21-04
Strike one...
Don't move Fido or I'll vaporize you.
Who are you kidding? That thing looks like a portable sewing machine.
Strike two...
Freeze earthling.
Dude that might've worked in a bad movie from the 50's but this is the 21st century and I'm not buying it.
You're outta there...
Stick 'em up partner!
Who are you supposed to be? John Wayne?