Santa Bribery

Author: nitecrawl3r

Date: August 22, 2004

by nitecrawl3r
8-22-04
Hi Santa!
Well hello little girl. What would you like for Christmas this year?
Well...I would like the entire Barbie collection..dating back to the beginning of Barbie, a ticket to Disneyland, a new boyfriend...preferably Brad Pitt, a puppy and....world peace.
Well that's quite a list young lady. Have you been a good girl this year?
Not really. If I give you $100 and the keys to my daddy's BMW, would you be willing to let it slide and give me my presents?
Hmm. What color is the car?