If the characters went on strike, SC might look like this..

Author: niteowl

Date: February 23, 2003

by niteowl
2-23-03
Cowboy #1 : "So I said 'Those rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!'" Cowboy #2 : "Ha ha!"
Tyler : "Well, hello there!" Tobor : "RAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!"
Newbie #1 : "REED MY COMICS TEHY ARE TEH FUNNY! R0X0RS!!!!!1" Newbie #2 : "LOLZERS! RITE ON BROOO+)(*&*^ FUK THESE ASHOLES TEHY ALL HACVE GAY SECKS"