Selling Points

Author: niteowl

Date: June 29, 2003

by niteowl
6-29-03
Hi there, do you remember me? I'm Britney Spears, totally hot pop star whose career is on the way down!
Uh, Hi. Why are you here?
I'm going door-to-door to remind fine folks like you to buy my albums and buy that horrid movie I made a while back!
No thanks, I'll pass. Later.
FINE YOU FUCKHEAD...C'MON OUT AND I'LL SHOW YOU MY FAKE TITS IF YOU'LL AGREE TO BUY MY STUFF!
Hey...I've got porn. Besides, Christina Aguilera was just here, and hers are real!