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| Dad, how come we don't get presents on the 4th of July? | |
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| Because son, Independence Day is a day to celebrate the freedom of this great country of ours. | |
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| I don't care about that freedom stuff. I want presents! | |
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| That's a very un-american thing to say! Son, are you some kind of commie? | |
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| No Dad, but if you buy me presents, it'll help boost our sagging economy. | |
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| Well I'll be damned, you are a patriot! | |
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